I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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