Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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