so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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