come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The best revenge is premature balding
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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