i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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