I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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