Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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