I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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