chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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