so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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