he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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