I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
