Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i out mim tonsoeep
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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