That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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