I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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