Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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