I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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