Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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