They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
worst night to have a conscience
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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