butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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