Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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