i jhust puked up my retainher.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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