me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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