please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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