I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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