I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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