Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Two words: nipple clamps
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