i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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