i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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