I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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