How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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