Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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