take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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