i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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