Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...