I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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