guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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