The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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