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Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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