is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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