yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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