i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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