i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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