I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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