i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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