At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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