just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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