She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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