i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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