We're facebook friends in real life
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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