i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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