your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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