question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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