covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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